You give me the eyeWhat? What’s up!
No roasting pan, no rotisserie
No deep fryer, no wok
What’s the plan!
You invited me for dinner
I paused to consider
Funny, so it seems
But the fat just hit the pan
And I, have other plans
© 2010 by Maureen Newman. All rights reserved.
Written in response to a prompt from Magpie Tales.
guuulp. he's now rethinking the invitation " I'd love to have you for dinner!"
ReplyDeleteWhat a suspicious bird. Great Magpie!
ReplyDeleteha...love those last 2 lines...
ReplyDeleteAhh that gave me a chuckle!
ReplyDeleteLOL that's awesome!
ReplyDelete*smiles* love the "other plans"
ReplyDeleteI've been to dinner parties like that. It's hard to excuse yourself when you're the gust of honour.
ReplyDeleteClever! Some invitations are best when declined :)
ReplyDeleteQuite the witty Magpie! I really enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteMaureen this is wonderful! :-)
ReplyDeleteThe fat hit the pan. Heehee!
ReplyDeleteLaughing - what a fine read!
ReplyDeleteyou are so funny..
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